Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome backkkkk (then the beat drops and Mase starts rapping). I think this is version 6.0 of the season preview, and we spared no expense. We have new toys. In addition to the normal random thoughts, I added the Dynasty Score. What’s that? Wait like fifteen sentences and it will be explained. Y’all are some impatient motherfuckers. I wrote some stuff. Illegally downloaded some GIFs. Pretended like I did a bunch of research to be objective, rather than writing shit talking first then finding some stats to mix in. Here’s how I justify it: worst case is that only six of you read this and I finish 9th. Best case, I hurt some feelings and encourage someone to go on a trade binge that implodes their team.
I’m a big fan of background noise on the other TV screen while I write. I enjoyed a random early season episode of Bar Rescue the other night where the drunken floor manager said “I’m all-in” roughly 14 times before the first commercial break, and eventually gets fired during segment 2. I’m also not sure he could see over the bar and managed to pass out comfortably on a loveseat (not a fullsize couch). This certainly isn’t relative or directed at a member of the league. Just letting you know what I was watching while I typed this. Its about painting a scene for the reader.
There are three pretty well executed Dynasty Trade Calculators hiding on the internet amongst the zettabytes of porn. For them to be effective, they assign a value to each player and draft pick. The best one is out of a 10k max per player. So we went ahead and converted all three to that same 10k scale then averaged all three scores to get each players value. Then we added. Real rocket science here but I can get the crayons out if anyone isnt following the progression. Shocking but that numbers basically confirmed exactly what you would expect. An additional note: I originally was going to set the threshold at 2400 points so that third round picks didn’t actually add to the score. I bumped it to 2500 just as a round number. I went back and forth a couple times until I finally found the right confirmation. Darrell Henderson, who is kinda okay to have but definitely shouldn’t count as an asset, was scored at 2495 points. Perfect. Cut, stamp, send to print. Lets preview some shit.
1st Place: Gordon Bombay
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 9-5 (4th) | 12-2 (1st) | Finals Loss |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 108271 | -1200 | +260 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 3rd | 6th | 1st |
Smattering of miscellaneous thoughts, musings, stats, and insults
Not sure how we got to where RBU shut its doors and becomes the WR University of Phoenix Online but here we are / Justin Jefferson says Justin Jefferson is the WR1 for this year. Good enough for me. Seems like an expert / I think people are somewhat overrating Trey Lance as a rusher but somewhat underrating him as a passer which means…. something / Trey Lance will have Brian Griese as his QB coach this year now that the Dolphins hired Mike McDaniel. Griese was working at ESPN this time last year and has never coached before / Kyle Pitts has still never caught an NFL Touchdown in the United States / George Kittle has only caught 20 in his career, which honestly seems comically low for what I would have guessed / I think there is a pretty good chance WanDale Robinson has a better Giants career than Kadarius Toney / The Giants had the fewest passing TD’s in the NFL last year with 15 and can’t possibly suck that bad again / Nobody in league history has won a game starting a TE in a WRT spot / “The Ravens have a TE fetish and who else are they going to throw to?” / Deshaun comes back Week 13 against Houston but I actually don’t see him starting a game for you this year so maybe just offer him to Sheed to give his moral compass an enema / Deshaun Watson has 28 career wins and 24 pending civil lawsuits / Oh by the way, when you get a second, go ahead and eat a bag of dicks. Alright. Feels good to be back.
2nd Place: Pending
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 10-4 (2nd) | 12-2 (2nd) | 2nd Round L |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 102243 | -1200 | +290 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 1st | 2nd | 4th |
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I’m still not sure letting Davante go was the right move but The Menudo Rule hasn’t failed me yet / The Chiefs under Patrick Mahomes have finished in the top 3 of offensive DVOA every year / I’m unsure of what weed and alcohol ratio led to Berry moving on from Henry before Sheed’s “All In” trade binge, but I will happily run to the package store for him if he’d like to offer another / Derrick Henry was the RB1 by 17 points when he got hurt / I may need Murray to help me with the coping mechanisms necessary for enduring Drew Lock being involved in your football fanship. Sorry DK. (Update: GENO TIME) / Aaron Jones averaged 23.7 points in games where Davante Adams did not play / Do I have to get rid of Cole Kmet if he’s good? Or does him being Mr Irrelevant just further prove my TE’s don’t matter mantra / “Kmet has looked like one of Fields’ most comfortable targets- he looks extremely comfortable when he’s sailing the pass 3 feet over his head” / Nominative Determinism is real and Dameon Pierce sounds much more like a late 90’s R&B singer than an NFL running back, which is troublesome / “The Tragic Ending of R&B Group Damian Dame” on YouTube is only 5 minutes long so it couldn’t have been all that tragic / I can’t wait to see Darnell Mooney soak up all the “terrible quarterback” sympathy Allen Robinson left behind / Darnell Mooney had more targets last year than JaMarr Chase / My top pick this year has asthma and injured legs and conditioning issues and may possibly be unable to read but still giving myself a B+ for the draft because that just gives him common ground with half our league owners / Ryan Tannehill targets his TE’s at the 3rd highest rate in the NFL, which would be cool if they mattered / My schedule is Charmin soft this year so I got that going for me… which is nice.
3rd Place: The Double Deuce
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 13-1 (1st) | 11-3 (3rd) | 2x Champion |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 97459 | -1050 | +310 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 4th | 1st | 2nd |
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It hurts me to suggest that you’re going to win anything but I do like the symmetry of four two time winners without a threepeat / Jakobi Meyers 23% target share was 12th in the NFL last year / Michael Thomas is starting to feel like “the good china” that only comes out for special occasions, but doesn’t get used even when there’s an actual special occasion / CMC and Thomas have combined to play 12 games in the last two years. Total. Combined. Like taking all one guys games played and then adding the other’s to it / It’s becoming annoying to have to wait a decade to really shit on you for acquiring Jordan Love since we can still pretend he might be something someday / Dotson had a 90% dominator rating in college and that sounds cool as hell even if I don’t fully know what it means. Something target share something something / I’m counting your cuts and it might finally be the year where you let go of Corey Davis / “Desmond Ridder looks like he fought in WW2” / Joe Fucking Flacco is currently projected to be QB16 for Week 1, ahead of 11 guys currently starting in our league; Fantasy is amazing / “Pat Freiermuth looked awesome because Roethlisberger could only throw the ball 5 yards, and thats as far as Pat could run before that shit line let somebody get through” / Its adorable that Will Fuller is on your roster as if you expect him to play / Will Fuller actually has 17 more total catches than Michael Thomas in the last two years / I don’t see a scenario where you keep all four of your bench quarterbacks, but I also don’t know how you cut any of them. Its a mediocrity jamboree.
4th Place: Boxnado
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 8-6 (5th) | 9-5 (4th) | 2nd Rd Loss |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 71067 | -210 | +610 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 7th | 7th | 3rd |
Smattering of miscellaneous thoughts, musings, stats, and insults
Does projecting you to finish 4th mean that I can’t make coackroach jokes? Do they still apply if I’m saying you’re going to do well? / Najee Harris’ 1.7 yards before contact was lowest in the NFL; the Steelers actually tried to improve its awful O-Line / Its weird to me that you’ve moved on from your days of rostering 8-10 slightly above average RBs that you refuse to trade. Now you have 8-10 crappy RBs that nobody wants / “Michael Gallup, when healthy, is going to get more targets than CeeDee Lamb” / What in the fuck happened to Antonio Gibson? He’s about to lose his job to a guy who comes after a random actor from “Two Broke Girls” on a Google name search (Update: well… he got shot. The player not the actor. I think) / “There’s proving to be a reason (Gibson) didn’t get many carries in college. Because he’s just only hypothetically good” / I did not expect a situation where someone who trades away Justin Jefferson still has the #3 ranked WR group, with some good depth as well / “Pittman had a 26% target share with one of the least accurate QBs in the NFL; he now has Matt Ryan” / If you exclude his run in the 2020 fantasy playoffs, Darren Waller might be Logan Thomas with better PR (and has practiced once this preseason)
5th Place: The Trashman Cometh
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 8-6 (4th) | 8-6 (5th) | 1st Rd Loss |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 56696 | –110 | +850 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 5th | 4th | 6th |
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Its more fun when you are bad with delusions of being good rather than being actually good / Your 4th ranked RB’s are the highest you’ve ever had a unit ranked in the preview, and its the position you finished bottom 2 in multiple times / You somehow don’t have any meaningful picks on your entire draft board; that 2024 3rd from Murray is going to have a lone survivor biopic about him / “Eventually, Lamar will have to throw. And there’s literally nobody else to throw to besides (Bateman). Hollywood and his 26.7% target share is playing GTA in the desert now” / You obviously couldn’t have seen the Davante move coming when you sent the dowry to Rich for Hunter Renfrow / “Ezekial Elliott had a serious injury throughout 2021; when he was healthy he was in his normal place as a top 6 RB” / Owning DJ Moore means having to be excited about Baker Mayfield starting over Sam D’Arnold. I’d rather drink bleach / DJ Moore was 4th last year in unrealized yards because of poor QB play. So he’s already ready to play with Tua on your team / JuJu, Kenny G, and DeVante Parker would have you primed for a fantasy playoff push in 2019 / Not fantasy based, but ProFootballNetwork has Kenny Golladay rated as the worst free agent signing of 2021 / You adding Skylar Thompson is irrationally entertaining to me / There are 625,000 results for “Tua Tagovailoa is terrible” / Sam Howell refuses to try a steak or hamburger in his life but routinely eats chicken and that is not a sentence that gets written about a starting NFL QB. Cut him
6th Place: Nemesis
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 7-7 (6th) | 8-6 (6th) | 1st Rd Loss |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 64700 | –110 | +770 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 2nd | 3rd | 5th |
Smattering of miscellaneous thoughts, musings, stats, and insults
This is the lowest I’ve ranked a defending champ but your record is projected to actually improve so…. deal with it? I guess? Or don’t. Our official policy is that we don’t care / Take 30 seconds on NFL.com and compare Kirk Cousins’ career stats to Dak Prescott’s. I’ll wait / I did everything with the expectation that Kamara plays and does not punch anyone else before September 11th / Joe Burrow and the Bengals were 19th in the NFL in passing plays because they didn’t want to Joe Burrow to die. Now they added several large humans designed to prevent that from happening / I almost actually rated Justin Tucker and counted him as an asset, which would be the first time a kicker was ever mentioned or considered in the write-up / Your team was actually 2nd in kicker points despite having the best kicker who was actually only the 4th best fantasy kicker…. so thats why we don’t include them / Tim Patrick getting hurt was kind of a sneaky bummer since I had high expectations for him / Mike Williams was 3rd in the NFL in redzone targets / Adam Thielen caught his first NFL pass from Matt Cassel / Thielen’s target erosion has been counteracted by his increased touchdowns, with his only two double digit TD seasons coming in 2020 and 2021 / Gabe Davis had his season high for fantasy points in the 1st half of the Chiefs playoff game / 199 targets are no longer on the roster for the Buffalo Bills and Davis is the primary benefactor / The only regular season game where Gabriel Davis saw 10+ targets in his career – he caught 3 of them / Gabriel Davis’ career catch rate is 55%, which is the lowest out of anyone in the top 100 of targets / Melvin Gordon legitimately isn’t 30 years old yet and yet somehow I remember him in Madden 2002 / The Houston Texans were a league worst 39 rating in that game – time is a flat circle / Nobody has ever passed on a 3rd round pick until you
7th Place: The Ookie Cookie
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 3-11 (11th) | 8-6 (7th) | Wk14 Elim |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 44341 | -110 | +900 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 6th | 5th | 7th |
Smattering of miscellaneous thoughts, musings, stats, and insults
You keep saying “All In”. That phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means / You won 9 games in your improbable 2019 season, and 7 combined games in 2018, 2020, and 2021 / Was it wishful thinking that we get to witness you lose in Week 14 to miss out on the final playoff spot via tiebreaker? Maybe. / Kliff Kingsbury has called the most rush plays inside the 5 of any coach during his tenure; James Conner was RB2 in the weeks that Chase Edmonds did not play / If you’re curious, I have you predicted to start 3-3, leading to a flurry of self defeated trading, only to win your next 5 and reverse course to another All In buying spree. But alas, you lose three in a row to end the season and fall to 7th, just a few points out of the playoffs. / This is the first offseason in league history where you did not execute the most roster moves / Usually your sprees end when you run out of draft picks to mortgage for short term assets… been pretty quiet over there recently. Shall we check the pick stash? / Dawson Knox was picked by 7 of the 12 ESPN experts as the TE bust for 2022 / You hate Aaron Rodgers but your top defensive player tried to murder a quarterback with his helmet (I wrote this before Aaron Donald upped the ante by leveling himself up to the Dual Wield ability) / If Miles Sanders’ had scored 5 touchdowns last year, he would have been RB12 / Dalton, Foles, Brissett, and Tyrod Taylor sounds like the QB lineup for the debut of the XFL / Austin Ekeler is the same age as Derrick Henry and that feels weird / Hey you’ve got two 4th round picks left; how’d you miss those little guys? / You made five 4th round selections in 2018 and haven’t made one since / Not sure I’ve ever seen someone do so much to load up and miss the playoffs by a game. Good work Vivek.
8th Place: The Micah Parsons Project
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 3-11 (DFL) | 5-9 (8th) | Strong Closing |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 50247 | +490 | +2200 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 12th | 9th | 9th |
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Is this a glimmer of hope emerging from a dark cavern of unfathomable failure during your Super Bowl hangover? Probaby not! / “Kenneth Walker having a hernia probably just saves him from getting killed on a bad team with a terrible offensive line” / I don’t have you last but you still have the worst QB’s in the league so that’ll help you transition from your comfort zone / “I don’t think Trubisky starts very long. Any stories about how well he’s looked in preseason belong on the magazines they sell by the checkout lines at grocery stores” / I read someone tweeting that “Trey Sermon is the SF backup to own if Mitchell were to get hurt” and laughed out loud / The 49ers have had a top 8 rushing rank every year under Shanahan but never a 1000 yard rusher / I enjoy that you’re keeping an IR and roster spot open for NKeal Harry. Dude’s been thru enough already; cutting him from your squad would be a new low / N’Keal’s career 57 receptions are fewer than Rae Carruth, Justin Blackmon, Henry Ruggs, or Laquan Treadwell / Remember when I said your team was hard to write about because it’s boring? Hasn’t changed. / Pete has your first, so that’s fun / Sammy Watkins has had one week per season as a top 10 WR for the past 5 years / If Pickett really wanted to be awesome, he should just sign with Burger King and reshoot the Tiny Hands Whopper commercials because it would be funny as hell.
9th Place: The Unfoldable Asses
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 5-9 (8th) | 4-10 (9th) | Mediocrity |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 57801 | +320 | +2200 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 9th | 8th | 11th |
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Apathy is death / Russell Wilson had career lows in rushes and rushing yards last year. Those are things not affected by a finger injury / You inexplicably went 11-2 one season, ruining an otherwise otherworldly string of consistency. Your franchise has won between 4 and 6 games every (other) season the league has existed. So really this isn’t a projection but rather a mortal lock. It’s written in pen, not pencil. / Zach Ertz got 6.8 more targets in games that Hopkins didn’t play / Nico Collins is one more year of irrelevancy away from having a black silhouette as his Madden picture / 61% of deep passes to Robbie Anderson were considered uncatchable last year. Baker Mayfield was the 7th most accurate downfield passer in the NFL / You’ve managed to execute only two trades in the last calendar year, the fewest number in the league. Even less than Pete. / You have two QBs drafted in the top 2 by the New York Jets. This is in italic because it is a fact / Thank fuck you hung onto the worthless corpse of Marcus Mariota for 7 years so he can start for you in Week 1 / You took Amon-Ra St. Brown with the same pick you took Will Grier. 19th / Zach Wilson probably would’ve been a great fit to thin the herd of mildly intoxicated middle-age women at Vendetta back in the day. Except we are all old as hell because he was 12 at the time. Reminder that everyone should go take their pills before their back flares up again.
10th Place: The Half Aware Prince
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 7-7 (7th) | 3-11 (10th) | 2 Good Picks |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 49944 | +390 | +3600 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 8th | 11th | 8th |
Smattering of miscellaneous thoughts, musings, stats, and insults
Are we sure Pete is going to read this? You’re the only team with a Dynasty Score under 50k who isn’t “All In” this season. You’re not even partially in. Your fantasy pants are already back in because you finished on her chest (and didn’t bother to get her a towel) / Brandin Cooks has been a top 20 WR in 6 of his 8 seasons in the NFL / I’m not sure how things are going to turn out when Pete has two of the first three picks in the draft – his draft prep is similar to MJ running the Bobcats without the previous success (but including the addiction to onion related gambling) / The Tampa Bucs called more interior run plays than any team in the NFL; they have lost their starting center and both starting guards from that team / I will never move past the the fact that Pete got the best player from a mediocre draft simply because he took the coolest name (and hasn’t changed his draft strategy since) / You have had the #1 WP for 83 weeks /Your first draft pick in two years was so old that Zach Wilson tried to fuck him / Kareem Hunt got double digit touches in five of the eight games he played last year / If it feels like I’m mostly focusing on the draft stuff, it’s because you should too since your team is a mess. You have three empty roster spots and somehow still have 6 more guys you need to cut / Being retired isnt a legitimate IR designation / It’s good to have David Johnson fantasy humor back in our lives. Maybe trade him to Bowski so he can finally have him on his team. Or cut him since he’s retired so he can go play golf with Cole Beasley and Chris Carson and fucking shit fix your roster.
11th Place: Game of Jones
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 5-9 (10th)* | 3-11 (11th) | 100+ Trades |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 55431 | +750 | +2600 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 10th | 10th | 10th |
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You got your own feature so…. I’ll keep it briefer here / “I think people are assuming after the last two classes that there’s just gonna be multiple stud WRs in each draft. And I think that’s a mistake” / I’m not sure anyone else has ever rostered more nameless random TE’s than your current bench trifecta / Prior to his ACL tear, Courtland Sutton led ALL WRs in redzone target rate in 2019 / You’ve insisted that you have a plan and your own rankings but I definitely wondered a couple times if they were written in crayon (double crayon joke – there’s going to be a pop-up ad for Crayola on all your Facebooks tomorrow) / Davante Adams, Jordy Nelson, and Greg Jennings were all outside the top 40 at WR before their first season as a top 10 WR with Rodgers / There’s a nice symmetry to you having the 10th ranked units at every position. Be cool if your TE’s were also ranked 10th except I don’t care because they’re stupid / “Daniel Bellinger looks like the clear TE1 in New York, but that offense is a mess that I’m not sure even Daboll can clean up” / I see that you’re currently in the Bermanism stage of team names that we all went thru in the early days. Everyone except my cousin, whos been Boxnado since the jump. You don’t mess with perfection / “Rondale Moore doesn’t have much value after Week 7, but try to get someone to give your something for him when he has his one good game in October” / I think right now, five of your six starters are dependent on injuries to their teammates to reach their potential. Flogging your tube steak to the Tuesday injury report is bad kharma. / Tony Pollard was the #1 running back in efficiency the past two seasons / I’m glad you got your “Owned Geno Smith” Xbox achievement out of the way early / How did Pete miss Kevontae Turpin as a name? / 8 of the 12 league franchises have owned Geno Smith. None have won a week with him starting / Sad to see Matt Corral unable to play for you because hes injured, instead of being unable to play for you because he’s terrible / “Davis Mills’ stay as the Texans QB is a lot more about how bad that 2022 QB class was than anything about his actual talent” / Is Terrace Marshall going to be your Stevie Johnson? We haven’t written a good Burn Book in a half decade. Maybe time to dust off the sequel (unless you count the feature, which is more of a short essay than a book). I didn’t keep it briefer at all.
DFL: The Castrated Bandits
| 2021 | 2022 | Finish |
| 6-8 (8th) | 2-12 (DFL) | Shame |
| Dynasty Score | Playoff Odds | Title Odds |
| 53009 | +1400 | +3600 |
| QB Rank | RB Rank | WR Rank |
| 11th | 12th | 12th |
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You’re sitting in a puddle of vomit in the front seat while Pete cackles at you in the background. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? You’ve swapped spots with Muffler, which is to say you’re hopelessly DFL and covered in puke. / Mike Gesicki is expected to spend far less time in the slot this year and serve more as an in-line blocking TE. He was top 10 in routes run in each previous season of his career / At least you have your own pick, which is a facet of tanking that a number of other teams forgot about when they bottomed out / Brandon Aiyuk was the WR20 from Week 9 onwards in 2021 / I did not realize that beating you in back to back finals would send you into this horrendous downward spiral. This is like one of those terrible sliding doors Lifetime or Hallmark movies. “Grass is Greener” and you’re played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan / “Baker Mayfield won the QB competition against Sam D’Arnold when the correct answer was no” / Your seven RBs are projected to combine for 28.31 points in Week 1, which would be great if Orion allowed you to do that. Dude hates parity. / Kadarius Toney was 5th among WR’s in separation versus man coverage / Amari Rogers has received 11 carries in the preseason, so he’s probably your RB1 / JD McKissic is actually the highest paid running back on the Deadskins and Snyder doesn’t spend money on anything he can’t use or bang / You have to go to page 8 of the RWT tab before you find one of your running backs / All your positions are bad, but your running backs are hilariously bad / If you got points for Hard Knocks watchability, you’d have a viable running back in Jamaal Williams / I had to recheck three times to be sure that someone actually had worse QBs than Daniel Jones and Baker Mayfield / “Everyone forgets about Amari Rogers. Aaron Rodgers hates rookies but just because Amari didn’t get targeted last year, we’re just going to write him off?” / I was just kidding about the beer run for you – you don’t have anyone left I’d actually want
Return of the Feature: We Tore Down the SheedCoaster and Built it Back. Faster. Stronger. More Volatile.
What is this? I’m glad you asked. It’s glorious. That’s what it is. Remember that handy metric of Dynasty Evaluation Score we introduced roughly 6000 words ago? This is a scatterplot of the DES of Rich’s team since taking ownership. 43 trades later…. here we are. Right back where it started. He did, to his credit, increase the value of his franchise by 631 from the one that he inherited from TDub. That’s 1.2%! Is that to be celebrated considering his peak value of just under 67k? Well no, not really. Is it better than that short amount of time he joined Pete and Sheed as the only franchises scored under 50k? Yes.
Sheed was fucking slacking. Rich has stepped up and provided us the distraction we’ve all been missing while we stare at the calendar and wait for Scott Hansen to show up on our TV. This was, by far, the busiest offseason in league history (by nearly 30%) and Rich’s itchy triggy finger was the $4 hooker that infected the entire bachelor party. Sheed could never. Sheed’s spending sprees end one of two ways… he stops acquiring picks because he runs out of players, or he stops acquiring players because he runs out of picks. Rich isn’t shackled by such mortal limits. And take notes… when he makes a regrettable trade, he doesn’t get mopey about it in the thread. No, he goes out and makes another more aggressive one to just get the guy back for twice the price. Again, this isn’t about replacing Sheed as the league’s official Transfer Portal. No, this is about improving him. We have the technology to make him better. Mecha-Sheed. It’s 2022. Its all about Building Back Better.
Good luck you bunch of twats. You’re gonna need it.
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